Computer Why Does My Nose Bleed Even When I Only Pick It Lightly No Get Off Twitter Stop Stop Delete Backspace Delete Delete I Swear To God Delete This Computer Delete Now Oh My God I Hate This Thing Why Did I Build This God Forsaken Hunk Of Metal Delete Computer Do Not Post
I keep the purple one in a cage inside my room. I don't like him. He keeps trying to start a podcast I think. He's trying to escape with the paperclip I planted and somehow he failed. Idiot
Wrong place. Apoligies. Trying to teach my son how to type instead of mindlessly slamming his feet into the keyboard so when he accidentally tweets on my accounts its atleast SOMETHING of substance. It's not working, but I hope my persistence will lead to SOMETHING.
YES I raise my kid using parental tips I've found on Reddit. Do you not want YOUR kid to grow up strong, and even stronger in the ways of mental fortitude/brilliance? I don't have time to read books on "how to parent"... I'm too busy ACTUALLY DOING THINGS, LIKE INVENTING.
Iggy just ran up to me and said he likes Fortnite better than Minecraft... My face dropped in abundant pain, and let him skitter away back to whatever he was doing. Internet, what do I do if my kid is a "Normie"? How do I hit the restart button?