Mr. Ball Scratcher

ΚΣ 08’ | Proud father of 4 | Divorced twice | ΑΦ heartthrob 06’ | Gold status Hilton Resorts | #hideyagirl

[Barney Stinson, FBI @WillTurnerUno]

Buddy of mine has been hooking up with this chick for 2 months and this is in her ig summer dump. How cooked is my boy

[Jimmy “Big J” Smith @drizzyJ724]

Think I’m going to throw up

[Earnest “8-Ball” Beauregard @8ballEarnie]

I need a girlfriend so I can have someone to come back to if I strike out at the bar.

[Mr. Ball Scratcher @drball_knower69]

@KyleTwoTap Which one you think you gon pick KR ?

[Mr. Ball Scratcher @drball_knower69]

@JTburnerman

[Mr. Ball Scratcher @drball_knower69]

@mcdouljared Well you technically got her number

[Sexy Rex Grossman @SexyRexyFan]

Today’s beverage, a $376.50 Pepsi zero.

[Albert Rockefeller @Alrockefeller11]

Are u fucking kidding me. Thought this was AI for a second

[Mr. Ball Scratcher @drball_knower69]

#Espanol

[Edward “Hook” McDonald @edward1mcdonald]

I love eating box.

[Derrick “The Caboose” Rose, CPA @OGTwizler]

You’re making me blush

[Randal “Racked” Meyer @Randal2faded]

Perfect start to the day #wakeandbake

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Some days I wish I had a girlfriend and some days I want to just get hammered with fellas. Other days I want to enlist in the Air Force. Depends what I had for lunch

[Mr. Ball Scratcher @drball_knower69]

@bigpaulchum Lemme tapn

[Edmund “Special Ed” Spaghetti @SpecialEdmund]

My bad bro, I forgot about that part #oops

[Carl “Cannonball” Spackler @CarlCannonball]

Shooters shoot

[Groovy Mac @Groovymac710]

THATS OUR CHAMP FUCK YEAH

[Davey “Squid” Jones @DaveyJoneso7]

How do you tell bro it’s time to break up with her #DavidandGoliath

[Justin “Faggot” Thomas @JTburnerman]

What could they possibly be talking about in here