dr. barbie

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

duş sonrası saçını kurularken terlemeye başlamak

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you start getting “sorry i fell asleep” instead of “goodnight”

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when you're already in a bad mood and someone you're not sexually attracted to starts saying sexual stuff near you

[LateLag  @LateLagMC]

Just ran past a zombie and saw it getting shot by a skeleton. Turned around to be met with tremendous aura

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

that’s his son

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Working in comms is so difficult because when you’re stress testing ideas you have to think “Okay, well what if I were the most insane person alive? Then what could I take issue with?”

[Noah Prince @money2tweets]

Wait, so not only did the storm hit their DC event, but they also had to shelter in an African American museum??? 😳

Oh lawd Mother Nature is coming for these mfs.

[g ☁️ @evermother13]

mama, a lyric from ts13 behind you

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[mj got daylight 🌻 @mjdelarue13]

Scott Swift is actually going to be throwing guitar picks around like confetti with excitement. There is no flower girl there is just Scott Swift with a basket of guitar picks.

[ؘ @dsaylight]

no inicio eu forcei mas agora to começando a achar icônico pqp so #ela poderia

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was offered sex today by a very handsome 26yo. In exchange I was to advertise some bathroom cleaner on Twitter. Of course I declined because of my morals & strong willpower, which is as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner available scented with vanilla or lemon.

[. @digitalwhvre]

liberals mad at taywedding instead of trump’s 250 celebration that is being paid by tax payers

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me, when I use dark humour on the wrong person, now I'm getting lecture on human rights, racism and mental health💔

[fab @fabbgrat]

LMSDFHSDHFS

[mustafa yazıcı @myzccc]

11-year-old Zohran Mamdani was featured in a New York Magazine story about what gifts kids want for the holidays

One of his answers was SimCity 3000

Today, he has a real-life city to run

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

dear @apple, please bring back the iPod. not every parent wants their kid to have full internet + social media access just to listen to music 😩