Dr. Beans

ya mom

[mbg @gloless]

2-0 #KnicksTape #AlwaysKnicks

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Calm down brother #LowkeyHeardYou

[Mayne @Tradermayne]

Love him or hate him he is funny as fuck.

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

coworker let out such a wimpy woman fart at the urinal I just started beating the shit out of him

[toxic king @toxicking]

Bitches be stashing their belly in their pants like it’s a glock 19

[ؘ @WRLDOFSLUMP]

The Knicks team got so much chemistry Cuz they explored eachothers bodies

[Chopped Unc @canceled_corpse]

My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

[B1. @chicagoBRIZ]

Eagles still did right by AJ in the end and sent him where he wanted to go, I’d have sent that nigga to the Toronto Argunauts

[Clique Productions @ImClique_]

Shoutout Luke Kornet went out there for 45 seconds and put his life on the line

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

4th quarter for a trip to the finals on the line I don’t want to hear a whistle unless a nigga got shot man empty the god damn clip

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

Overheard a couple quietly bickering in Target. The woman goes, “Jason, I don’t have time for your shenanigans right now,” and I glanced over to see that Jason was wearing a T-shirt that said “they hate to see a silly goose winning” 🪿

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

saying ooooooooooooo your in trouuublleee to my cellmate who just stabbed someone with a shiv

[redrum @griffisu]

homeless guy outside is yelling at a tree and ngl he’s getting me fired up with some of these points he’s making

[doomer @uncledoomer]

america is so fucking beautiful sometimes

[$aint $mith @SaintSmith_]

DiGiorno got a lot of nerve acting like somebody would mistake that for some delivery lol

[ken @JaiIpose]

Everybody gangsta til da 8 foot niggas start pullin from 40

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

You put Aytons brain in a chipmunk he’ll store nuts in his ass instead of his mouth

[shhhhhhhhhhhh @sharkpanty]

ppl rly get mad like “CLEARLY you know NOTHING about dog erections” uh yeah guilty on that one bro lmfaoooo

[redrum @griffisu]

imagine being a student in class in 1912 and some girl genuinely starts talking about having rights