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Life’s weird then you die. Vegan for the animals.

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My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

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@JakedChinatown Lmao what a dumbass you could not pay to admit that especially on fucking camera

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@aneyburg @AP There’s even been a couple documentaries about the people that live in the tunnels. Thought this was pretty well known 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@johnTHEpenguin There's two types of people.
1. Shower pissers
2. Women

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Unpacking and I found an old vape so I of course took a huge rip and wanna die. How tf did I hit this thing all day back in the pnw?

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@pennyxvx Ian said that’s ok

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@RealWolfAubrey

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One of my favorite parts of Maine are all the stone walls and structures. This stone window is so sick

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James Gandolfini having the first name ‘James’ has never felt right that’s not a James that’s a fuckin Tony bro

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@lilsaltysweet Shit idk anymore. Goddamn kids these days 👴🏻

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Wait. I thought they were eating pickled fruit with koolaid. Wtf

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lady at the checkout almost refused to sell me these

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@hthieblot

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@itsmesleeves Oh o totally misread that then lol

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@itsmesleeves When I visit my mom I love going to see a movie at the theater I used to work at

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New Balmora merch dropped

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@hephiumdoeslife I can only add 6 people to my account sorry

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My hotel room has a Cuck Command Center

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@TheRealUnclePe Yes.

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One of my hs jobs I worked at AMC as a projectionist. One day they brought donuts in for the employees. But it was just one giant cardboard box filled with nothing but donuts. It was like they dumpster dived dunkin. All the donuts were stale and stuck together.

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@zzuffante Like an employee break room?