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@NateSilver538 Proposed:

9 state primaries held every other week for an 11-week primary season.

The list of each week’s 9 spans regions and sizes as much as possible.

The 9-state groups rotate over presidential cycles so that each goes first every 6th cycle.

All primaries, no caucuses.

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@NannaWhammy @StephenM @RealHickory Hope the bot farm gives you an extra ladle of soup for that one, Dimitri.

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@StephenM So, why did the US government admit in a court filing that he's not a terrorist, and you sent him there by mistake? Did the US government lie in a court filing, or are you lying now? It's one or the other, you malignant screw-up.

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@WhiteHouse @nayibbukele The alpha is the one who said no. The beta is the one who isn't getting what he paid for.

Pathetic that a US President can't boss around Central American banana republic thugs anymore, even when taxpayer money's been slipped under the table.

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@StephenM Lying won't make your hair grow back.

It also won't change that Donald Trump looks like a pu$$y who can't even stand up to a corrupt banana republic leader that he's bribed.

You screwed up. Delaying until he's dead is just making it worse.

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What kind of weak-ass President is going to let the US get pushed around by El Salvador? We paid them money, and they're going to crap on our government in our own White House? If Trump can't stand up to El Salvador and get our money's worth, what the hell good is he? #weaktrump

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@pattonoswalt He has always been perfect, filthy gem, at which I could not be more grateful to gawk. That he got a star is terrific!

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@NYMag He overthrew ROE, you fucking wads of tape.

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@TheBloggess What if I no longer care if I look old? What if looking old is abundantly okay?

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@EnaJay1 @_KommSuesserTod @Justalurke @JBOS_Rob @JessicaValenti Specifically, his ability to control teenagers' sex.

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@shes_a_reader @poddtadre "Mr. Lizard! Want a hamburger?" comes unbidden into my brain way more often than it ought to do so.

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@Mikeswi00209234 @abughazalehkat Not applied often enough, though, with those roots.

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@crockpics Too Late for Love

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@hoppercaf Be a fictional character. No one does all this in real life.

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@mattyglesias Oh, you...

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@CBS58 Yeah, but do all those other states have a dangerously powerful tavern lobby that makes their alcohol sales and OWI laws shitty too? Didn't think so!

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@drjessmaddox I may have been excited, but I never got to buy them, being not well enough off. So I get excited to buy them for my kids, and they couldn't care less, so...yay! (Also, I have a law degree, so that's maybe worse.)

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@mattzollerseitz I deleted the app from my phone a while back. I'm still thinking of deleting my account entirely, but figured to wait a bit to confirm. Today's indictment brought me back for a visit, so maybe I'll keep the account a while longer for big-news days.

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@RWPUSA @FoxNews @POTUS Because right-wing lawyers and Trump conspired to overturn the election, Fox has to try to gin up something for Biden to try and make a “both sides” narrative. Every accusation is a confession. Always.

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@fishie_mystical @MrsKhandiCoated I was about to post the same observation — she understands elder care, and it’s beautiful.

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@ellison_don @DannyDeraney I’d give my grandma a “manicure” with Rose Milk hand lotion while we watched LW. Thankfully, we graduated to a Love Boat/Fantasy Island double feature eventually, but 70s TV was still all incredibly weird.