Dr. Bluman* (also @[email protected])

I'm literally blue. Not sad. (*Not really a doctor.)

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@AskAKorean @BluRoofPolitics uhhhhhhhhhhhh……. wtf

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Taking a break from this hellsite for a while! You know how to reach me.

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@ditzkoff @jonlovett @fmanjoo

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@gerrycanavan Listen it’s a big tent

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@BMcCarthy32 Has to be Cubs-Marlins, 2003 NLCS Game 6

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@elspethreeve @jonfavs

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The Volpe Game

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@MenInBlazers @rogbennett is this the best act of desperate fan interference since the time that Everton fan hid the ball under his shirt to help keep them from being relegated?

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@jessica_smetana The entire Yankee fanbase to the team tonight after it gets swept:

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FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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@sreekyshooter

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@edsbs A real “Tell Me You Don’t Know Ball Without Telling Me You Don’t Know Ball” moment

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@joshtpm The Starfucker’s Lament

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If I were the Yankees I would simply retire the side in order and not let Ohtani hit.

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@CespedesBBQ Throw him a hanging breaking ball please and thank you.

Sincerely,
A Yankees Fan

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@gerrycanavan Well at least there aren’t any real stakes involved

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Omfggggggg