evan!🛸

autistic ADULT - EVIL DOCTOR 🧪🫀
WOKE heretical christian (TEC)
Reanimator, SPN, Soft Cell, HHGTG, Hetalia

IN AND OUT OF PRIV UNTIL IM EMPLOYED

[yuli 𖣘. ݁𖦹₊⊹ @heolaholic]

we got a blue texas before getting an H-E-B in dallas

[katerini ⚢ thursday baltimore @FORTHOSETUNEDIN]

currently learning Phlebotomy in school and the professor keeps using individual letters in my tattoos as markers to help other students find veins. My chemical romance helps you find the blood. Naturally

[gefassiel @str4wberry0WL]

do u think he tripped once and accidently flashed his panties while going KYAAA!! and trying to cover himself w his skirt like an anime girl

[c ⁂quioa @ccequioa]

the mother of moe herself ݁˖ ✦ ݁. ݁

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

lowkey i occasionally use hair growth blends on my navel and underarms. i’d dread waking up as such a self-hating person.

[Elea🇮🇹🇵🇱 @Eleazwyzk]

Les filles svp maintenant on a accès à la crème dépilatoire, bande de cire ou même le laser la c’est dégoûtant vous faites pas propre c’est à cause de vous qu’après les mecs disent qu’on est des crasseuses

[🎧Astro girl🫧 @Amarachukwuuu]

the nerve to yell “I’m gonna fuckin kill her” when he just got saved from getting his neck snapped by a woman half his size

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

@user003178 hello rama

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

@jackm7195 @oocdexter he works as a forensic blood spatter analyst and i come a healthcare background 😭😭 he could logically be wearing gloves, so as someone prone to seeing gloves everywhere, i assume he has gloves!!!

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

sometimes i’m like “oh man it feels like i’m on drugs right now” yeah buddy because you have ADHD; you’re on super duper controlled substances 😭😭

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

i have a close, loving family and always had someone watching me when my parents were at work and i still did this 😭😭

[emilly @kamasutr444]

quando eu era criança eu rezava pra deus me deixar muito doente e internada pq eu queria ser cuidada e ter atenção

[emilly @kamasutr444]

quando eu era criança eu rezava pra deus me deixar muito doente e internada pq eu queria ser cuidada e ter atenção

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

@jackm7195 @oocdexter no i always thought it was a glove, and i still keep forgetting and relearning that it’s not a glove.

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

@confetticannnon @roza_1993_ wash your face

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

first lesson of autism school: how to stand normal
first lesson of mtf school: how to wear clothes

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

they should invent autistic cotillion school so i can be a student and mtf cotillion school so i can be a teacher.

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

they should invent autistic cotillion school so i can be a student and mtf cotillion school so i can be a teacher.

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

maybe the autism diagnosis rates are rising because we don’t have cotillion school anymore.

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

@meowylls hamburger is lowkey too wet for me, so i always get chicken strips, but i haven’t had their burger in years for this reason, so take this with a grain of salt.

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

every day i lie by omission by not telling my dad that my mom is head of the house

[𝕱𝖎𝖆𝖘𝖈𝖆.* 𝚆𝙽𝙲 @uncletypewriter]

Then your wife is head of the household

[evan!🛸 @DrBoobToucher]

i need port wine for an art project i’m working on, but my parents dont drink anymore, so the ONLY alcohol in the house is in my room and i think it’s the funniest thing.