Chris hansen seeing the recording of dan trying to imitate him and getting horny because dan is too pure and naieve to play his role🤤🤤 and he needs to teach dan a lesson to stay in his place
grasping on to her like relax. and bitch you’re not even fitted. like yk you just got moved to primetime, you’re manic, your producer was just with john quiñones. don’t walk around Murphy Texas looking this crazy
#dansen dan being both mildly disgusted and mildly enticed by the fact that chris likes him more when he's playing dumb and childlike. "ow so hes a perv" but dan himself thinks about the way chris treats him like a boy way too much for it to be considered normal #okay