dan

shaved my whole body in case my boss wants to play another round of midnight catch

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@girlrpf Yes exactly. It’s lowk stressfulll

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@girlrpf It kind of feels like babies first problematic (for lack of a better term) ship people are just going wild to go wild

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@7athaus @girlrpf I don’t know but things got out of hand QUICK.

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@girlrpf My goodness… perhaps

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@boyprincesstv I have been attracted to him in the past I just never thought I’d have to face it

[dan @brilliantdog5]

Becoming increasingly and uncontrollably horny and aroused thinking about Robert Pattinson. My body is not my own anymore.

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@modernhomicide That’s where we disagree. He can’t be doing that.

[dan @brilliantdog5]

The idea of Alpha Dan deserves a trigger warning. NOBODY WANTS THAT.

[۟ @marifertwt]

It never occurred to me that the guy trapped inside the whale could be gay, and maybe that makes me a bad person.

[dan @brilliantdog5]

sour patch kids at primetime

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@girlgr63 That’s wassup

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@dansenwhore #MOE as #CUTENESS in #HEAVEN

[Izzy 🪶🇵🇸 @irmleaf]

@coorscore

[dan @brilliantdog5]

I have to go see verity again cuz I’m a good friend who totally doesn’t wanna see primetime a 6th time 🤦🤦🤦🤦

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@vampblossom Problem here ma’am?

[dan @brilliantdog5]

I wanna fuck him or kill myself…

[dan @brilliantdog5]

Can I get six more followers or what

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@vampblossom Must I?

[Corv @MS06ZAKU_II]

When your boys in the lobby already n they askin where you at

[dan @brilliantdog5]

@boundtofall_ This is your sign to put a pizza in the oven