Big Tiddy Punkin GF

My Mind is an Enigma

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

It's so easy to disappoint me because my mom never does.

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

If anyone has a good rainy day playlist, please send it to me ASAP thank you

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Watched a documentary episode on anchovies last night, so buying a case of canned anchovies on Amazon was the obvious next move, right?

[Total Frat Move @totalfratmove]

Pretty much

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they unwrap their straw.

[Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning]

apparently my aunt fell at a winery and got a concussion so I said Sauvignon Bonk in the family chat and no one acknowledged it 🙃🙃🙃

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Why is it that when feudal lords built a medieval civilization it’s a feat of periodic achievement, but when I do it I’ve “been on the computer too long” and “need to get a life?” 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Your yearly reminder that “as per usual” is incorrect English and you’re trying too hard. Why add an extra conjunction when you can just say “as usual” with the bonus feature of not sounding like a hardo? (Yes I’m aware I sound like one too with this tweet, thank you)

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

@TessaJL Catch me in the full gabagool tracksuit.

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Might start getting into colored adidas tracksuits

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf is this podcast?????

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Just went from a dream about being on the front talk was of WWII to a dream about being chased by dinosaurs on my own property... whyyyyy

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

The only recurring nightmare I ever have is being attacked/surrounded by a massive shark while on a river rafting trip. Anyone know how to interpret that?????

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Free your mind and your boots will follow 🤠

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

@km134305 Wings and beer > social interaction

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

Wings and beer for dinner -> Wings and beer for lunch

[Big Tiddy Punkin GF @drbyler54]

I still wonder if the gra-ta-ta guy was forreal or not

[Emmanuel Acho @EmmanuelAcho]

Chad Wheeler of the @Seahawks tried to kill his girlfriend because she wouldn’t bow to him. He was even surprised at her survival.

If you’re not outraged, you’re part of the problem.

@NFL handle this swiftly & decisively.