beer's worst nightmare

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

i wonder what ms bench would do if i showed up to her fidget trading bench with a dildo

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

bitches be like “john 3:16 now here’s my butthole on instagram dot com”

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

she’s got the eyes of someone who doesn’t know how to clean between the folds

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

whats up fuckers

[🂱 @laylology]

And even realer bitches had a lesbian rumor circulating about them at 13

[Chopped Town™️ @ChoppedTown]

Ages u must watch out for
>17
>19
>21

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

it takes a man to be a wife

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

life is better when you smoke weed

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

who wants to frot on my hog

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

i want yoda to shove his little green dick up my ass

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

this came to me in a dream

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

reading my top youtube comments on tour

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

sorry i chased you with an opossum corpse. do you still love me

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

juju on that beat

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

yeah i'm different. im a girl that drinks beer

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

what is a cock without the balls? they go hand in hand. literally

[beer's worst nightmare @DrCocker]

fuckin this nonbinary bitch got me callin em "good person"