Doctor Coom

18+ parody account, I am way more racist and funnier than you assume.

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@LowresWB

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@kiyahwillis Rape is patriarchal capitalist social construct designed to keep women in place without making them late to work.

When men Rape men nobody cares because it's a dominance game between men. When a man rapes a woman he is violating property rights. Welcome to Thunderdome, baby.

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@Tree_of_Logic @pearlythingz You can make fun of her without talking about her looks.

She makes uggo sounds, too.

It's like a gay whale call for men with deflated scrotums.

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@hayasaka_aryan Is this picture how that Broski bitch got a job?

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@WomenPostingLs Gay marriage is legal, didn't you know?

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@NiceGuyMersh Semen has sugar in it? I've got to warn the others!

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@shoe0nhead I never had that problem, I just do what my daddy and the good lord taught me and all I get is peace.
Pic unrelated.

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@Bad_Banner The spoon cranks for thee

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@StaySobuhr @loungingmee You liked it.

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@kjheatherIng @kangminlee @loungingmee I mean, I'd regret giving her a ride to a Denny's. You assholes always make it out like she was hammered with a baseball bat. If we're going by stereotypes none of those dudes were packin'.. she probably fucked each one to total 7 inches and still fell short.

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@kangminlee @loungingmee Tell that to my phone when U2 forced their album download on it.

She still cries whenever fall approaches.

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@loungingmee Rape is a patriarchal social construct that keeps women injured and afraid to ensure the patriarchy always stays in power. This will never change, even knowing what it is functionally will not change the outcome.

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@Grxit This is the only man you should listen to forever.

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@ImperiumFirst Natural redhead Ashley from The Boys? Wtf?

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@badazn Lift weights and be willing to kill a Cop and you'll be fine for the most part. Christ, I can't tell who's pussy is more agape; yours or hers.

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@TheLaurenChen But you're part chinese, it's how they've done business for five thousand years of their own recording of history. I get it, the victim would have felt it, but it still counts.

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@MaroonKennedy Your arguing semantics with a homosexual cosplayer. At no point in your childhood did you think this would be your life. Welcome to the rice fields.

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@JonsLongs But John's clearly a mulatto while his brothers are all black. I stand by my theory that his mom fucked Hal and he's probably his kid, mostly because she tricked the son she put everything in to raising into meeting the guy she raised him to be better than and hate. #HoBehavior

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@thaiguyywr9 Rape is a social construct enforced by patriarchy to ensure women can be nothing but the receivers of violence and never the giver designed to get the male to grab his pitchfork and torch and follow status quo i.e. Emmitt Til

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@ianmiles It was always a fantasy.