EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga

college graduate, 5’ 11 3/4”, luxury car owner, Boa Hancock enthusiast, raccoon, Fifi whisperer, the worms are back

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

I wonder how the guy I lifeguarded with whose party trick was peeing up and into his own mouth and then spitting it into a beer and chugging it is doing

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Why is it that diabetics always give the most bizarre diet advice?

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Summer is hands down the worst season

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Thinking about the time I ran a 5k 3 minutes faster than my Garmin watch predicted and it still wasn’t enough to change its mind

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

I’ve stockpiled so many overuse injuries at this point I’m like the All for One of tendonitis

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Why do people in real estate always turn all their personal social media accounts into their work

[Kaito kid♟️ @MagicianKidd]

Insane Flexes in Anime

A Thread 🧵

Whitebeard with no scars on his back

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

After this June I’m done with weddings until after 2026

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Honestly the best part of every day is going to bed with my lady. She the best

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

I’m not saying I have a foot fetish, but at this point in my life I definitely understand it

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

With tax season underway, millions of Americans are preparing to pay what they owe.

Wealthy executives using corporate jets – and the companies they run – should pay what they owe too.

For years they've been flying by while gaming the system. The IRS says that ends now.

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

I love her so much

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

One of these days, and I’m not joking, I’m getting a pet raccoon

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

@FloTrack The music gave me an aneurysm

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Until they invent a car that’ll drunk drive itself, Im gonna have to do the dirty work maself yeeeeehaw

[GGM1 Coconut @JamaicanCocoRL]

@JakeSucky If my wife calls me mid-stream to talk about ladybugs and butterflies you better believe the entire stream is put on hold for 20 minutes while we discuss the benefits of those mf ladybugs

We all getting educated for a hot minute, lord knows my chat could use the extra knowledge

[Eliud Kipchoge - EGH🇰🇪 @EliudKipchoge]

Rest in peace Kelvin. ❤️

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

Everytime someone says “Everything kills you”, when referring to things we eat or drink, it’s always someone egregiously unhealthy

[EightGripSwordDivergentSilaDivineGeneralMahoraga @DrDannyDrizzle]

At the superbowl tonight, I’m going to be asking the real questions like “which one of these players would you most like to open mouth kiss?”