DoctorDoublePump

Husband, Stay-at-Home Dad of 4, Retired Chiropractor, and Partnered Creator on @FacebookGaming

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Humbled and very proud to announce that we are now a Partnered Creator on @FacebookGaming. Very grateful to the community, friends, family, and the folks at Facebook Gaming for making this possible. ❤️

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@Big_E Algorithms by nature are built to monetize attention. I am skeptical that Kick will do things any differently, because they want to make as much money as possible.

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@bstategames I don’t tweet much, but I can tell you, this ain’t it my dudes.

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@LexiconicalGap @playbigtime @WhaleDShark @MichaelMigliero whether it’s the real WhaleDShark or not, this account would be banned from Discord if it were anyone else, other than the Big Time trophy whale. Tell me I’m wrong. Fat shaming. GG.

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So did you lie or not @WhaleDShark?

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For this week's Open Loot Spaces, we're upping the game! 🚀✨ We're giving away 2 SMALL RARE SPACE NFTs to 2 WINNERS! 🎁🎉 RETWEET and set a reminder for the Twitter Spaces 📅🔔 But that's not all - 2 more winners will be chosen from those attending the Twitter Space! 🎟️👥 Be announced live, so make sure to TUNE IN for your chance to win 2 small rares! 🌟🎮 https://t.co/vclVjWYrzx

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@Svntvmvriv I don’t know what this means, but sounds bullish.

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@Adiofreak @kick @KickCommunity Congrats, bro!!

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@Adiofreak GM

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@Adiofreak You are gonna land on your feet. 🙌🏻

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@GodkuTV @kick Always originality and positivity with Godku. Vouch.

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@its_MuffinMan Congrats Muffin. ❤️

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You know your timeline is busted when avoiding spoilers is a stealth mission.

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Adulting Wisdom #6: Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins.

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When you try to eat healthy, then you realize you are on the last slice.

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If only we could respawn some days until we get it right.

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Adulting Wisdom #5: I don't run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, and ignore them like all the other adults.

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When you're dieting but then someone brings donuts into the office.

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The only thing I quickscope is the fridge at 2 AM.

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Adulting Wisdom #4: Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

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When you say 'hold my beer,' and they take a sip.