Allfather Starch

“The shell of a man you once knew”

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

This world is school, no one expects to stay in school forever

[SwaggerSouls @SwaggerSouls]

These Epstein files have more black boxes in them than the ebony category on Pornhub

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

If you really shining who’s holding the light?
Ya bitch?
Ya mans?
Or Christ?

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

8/15/24: The day I hear my dad say the words “The Greatful Dead is good”

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

It’s crazy how life seems okay once youre properly medicated 🤪

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Thou may feast upon a satchel of Richard’s.

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Live, laugh, Toaster bath

[Helldivers Alerts @HelldiversAlert]

Did you ?

#HelldiversII

[danny @DannyBoothh]

“I pop zyns not tragedies”

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Boomer logic:
“ WOW NO ONE WANTS TO WORK IMAGINE! WHY DOESNT ANYONE HAVE A DRIVE ANYMORE”

Boomer after standing in line for 2 mins:
“God the service here is dog shit, how dare I have to wait 5 mins to get my ____”

Like stfu you’re the reason no one wants to work.

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

@USPSHelp how can you guys have something in informed delivery yet say it’s an incomplete address?

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

I just saw a “Ya Yeet” license plate

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Watching dementia take it’s good is way too fucking much.

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Getting really sick of negative ass people.

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

@DannyBoothh No cap it is

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

I’ve finally forgotten fully which side of my neck is tattoo’d

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

@ThatBkatBull I break the law for breakfast

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

@DannyBoothh For real? Cause I don’t have a mirror

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

My focus songs will never make sense to me

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

“couple of inches to the chef”

[Allfather Starch @Drdx93]

Fuck I forgot how much how I love country