Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ

Usually a pretty chill guy who has bad days sometimes.

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Me vibin to a 2ne1 song.

: putanginamo gusto mo tapusin kita ngayon?!

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

So 2020 was bigger bitch than 2019.

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Around this time last year, I challenged 2019 to “come at me, bro” and it sure did.
So, 2020, take it easy on me, bro!

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

My neck

My back

My daily panic attack

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Sometimes I wonder why the simple folk dislike people who express their thoughts in English.
Then I remembered the cognitive fluency bias.

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@Edogarremitto Ew hahaha

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@Edogarremitto Starts drawing peepee

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@Edogarremitto *FLIPS TABLE* REEEEEEEEE

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Brayt kayko whooo

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@haiiliescott_ Well, our president threatened to kill people who'd go out because they're hungry instead of offering help, so not good, Hailie.

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@nicolaskrizziaa So, eat the rich?

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Soldier boi: Sir, our people are suffering.

Duts: sHoOT thEm dEaD

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Dude if there's some major shit going on don't go on facebook for news it's fucking cancer out there.

[Adam Savage @donttrythis]

“GOP” members of the Senate, you unconscionable, pathetic, spineless, hypocritical, lickspittle, death rattle of a racist patriarchal Calvinist shitbags. May all your teeth fall out but one. And in that one may you have a toothache. Enjoy how history looks at you. It’s not pretty

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@thirdylm Nangisog na baya to

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Man y'all be making me sad with the children in China posts. Like, yeah I know but can't I look at memes till the virus yeets me from this world?

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

YouTube community > Literally anything

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ :)))))))))))))))))

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Around this time last year, I challenged 2019 to “come at me, bro” and it sure did.
So, 2020, take it easy on me, bro!

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

Quick question to people who unironically like The Big Bang Theory TV show;
What made you like it?

[Andre Balite ( ͡° ͜ʖ @dreFCXD]

@Average_hotpot Yikes.