ChadPoppins

Nerd defender, he/him

Priv for salty thoughts: @PrivateJia

[ChadPoppins @dreadlockedbull]

I haven't posted on here for a minute, here's me and what I've been doing

[Touka ☄️💫 @HyakutakeTouka]

NGL seeing scalpers ruin themselves with this new Pokémon set is the BEST thing I've seen all year.

FUCK YOU SCALPERS it's exactly what you all deserve LMAO

[Brandon Acosta 🇵🇷 @KinglyRed]

please watch the whole thing

[ChadPoppins @dreadlockedbull]

@hotjorts The burps are annoying as hell tho

[H20: 2nd Impact @I__HATE_SOCCER]

Genuinely I thought he just went beast mode and winged it the entire time

[Mia Moore @StopTweetingMia]

one of the hottest cartoon characters of all time sounds like this but you have voice dysphoria make it make sense

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

oh my god

[Coyote's Kenning - Jess @Coyotes_Kenning]

American presidential assassin: I have come to kill the antichrist
*misses every shot and gets taken out by return fire instantly*
Japanese presidential assassin:

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you can buy a burrito on an interest-free instalment plan?”

“That’s right, and we’re not even based in the Chipotle store.”

“So, you finance this by packaging the burrito instalment loans into Burrito CDO A, which has part of Burrito CDO B and both get put into Burrito CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by burritos. Chicke. Pork. Carne Asada. Whatever. But Burrito CDO C is a synthetic Burrito CDO. A CDO of Burrito CDOs.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10,000 in burritos. How much money could be out there betting on instalment loans and your synthetic burrito CDOs?”

“Probably $100,000,000.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for burrito instalment loans than actual edible real-life cheesy burritos?”

“At least 100x.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics]

Skyrim has fallen

[Coney @CONEY]

I know AI will kill us all but I think Mario Kart proximity chat with curse words auto-filtered to Thwomp grunts is a great use of 10,000 rainforests

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[Justin Wong @JWonggg]

Damn he parried your shit too?

[ChadPoppins @dreadlockedbull]

@belusmorbidus PLS I'd love to see you!

[居酒屋 哉月 @yadukinagoya]

これは絶対にやっちゃダメなやつ

[フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @NorthernIion_LP]

what the fuck man

[Tormented Philosopher @A_beIIadonna]

The villain’s faithful pair of henchmen:

[spooky ila / arwyn 🕷️ @itsfistingtime]

elminster after eating the camps cheese supply and telling gale to blow himself up