Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️

Never shall we die ⚓🏴‍☠️👽

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@RealDianeYap My god you all make up so many rules for yourselves.

Do you want food when you’re hungry? How about a snack when you’re not hungry?

That’s how sex works for men (and mature women)

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

Well let me translate for you:

Men’s attractiveness level is routinely knocked down 2-3 pegs because women are over-confident.

You’re picturing that he’s asking for 5 numbers a day and playing the field, but still can’t find a date. He’s probably asking for 1 a week maximum.

[hachi @xlznpc]

whenever i see an objectively attractive man say he can’t find a gf it genuinely raises so many red flags

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@Mimikyuse Is it really this hard for women to read the room?

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

Show me a female lead with good morals that likes men and builds herself into a good character and I’ll be impressed.

I’m sick of these ambiguous, “it’s ok to be messy” characters. Also black widow? Scarlet Witch? Wonder Woman? Captain Marvel?

[blighter @blightersort]

people are going off on her comments but i think even the harshest critics have to acknowledge how crazy it is that it’s 2026 and this is the absolute very first superhero movie starring a woman.

pretend sexism isn’t a thing if you want but then why did it take so long?

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@Nyct0phil3_x “People’s dated put effort in.”

“Dated me.”

“Romanced me.”

“Me me me me.”

Which part of this do you think feels romantic to the man?

[🌸𝕊𝕦𝕧𝕚𝕪𝕒🌸 @Suviyafawn]

I dont blame Disney, I blame Jane Austen...

Disney princesses "match" their princes. Even Cinderella had a wealthy family and Belle was a rare beauty.

The idea of a poor, plain looking farm girl, stumbling into a situationship with some duke who can't live without her, is much more delusional.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@RefinedPopulist “Do you want anything to eat?”

“No.”

*orders food*

“Oo can I have some of yours? I’m hungry.”

Tell me more about how men don’t keep the peace.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@zapatas_mom “I did everything you ask, I should get what you are offering” is a 100% valid expectation.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@AmyElli0ttDunne I’ve never seen even one woman who can explain herself, and this still holds true.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

Then marriage is also not a guarantee of security. Marriage is not a right to financial stability.

The sooner women get this through their heads, the better.

[Siobhan @mshavisham]

Marriage is not a guarantee of sex. Marriage is not the right to sex.

The sooner men get this through their heads, the better.

[Nathan ✰ @Just1Nathann_]

Same way yelling “all men are evil” or “fear men” on the timeline while going home to cuddle one makes zero sense.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@FrenlyOfficer Green flags to women are just signs that other women have been there. No actual positive characteristics.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@Pat_Stedman Not reading all that.

Changing definitions.

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@tessysmitha The female talking with the fingertips would have to stop

[LiLi @mama_bear71]

Zero interest in watching this garbage

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@GABfromXBOX The male is more attractive

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@chekichbitch Women really do make up their own fears huh? Obsession really is written to make Gen Z feel valid?

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@simonsarris Women CAN be intelligent and soft. They just can’t figure out how to be more than one thing at a time without it becoming a personality trait

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@35mmAmerican “Tier list of where to meet women with your hobbies as a single guy.”

[Dread Pirate Mockey 🏴‍☠️ @dreadpiratemock]

@Jassmini2 Definitely not AI