Life hack, devices which say βcard declinedβ to you without also specifying both the angle of said declination and your card right ascension are unlikely to be able to find you in the night sky as you make your escape
We stand on the neck of a violin unable to engage in the divine harmonic freedom of a shared glissando because some asshole installed frets which stand between us like walls
Integers were actually invented by zealot mathematicians as a means of sequestering all thought into discrete disconnected memetic nodes in order to punish those flexible thinkers who prefer to titrate their dosage of meaning up and down through infinite fraction space as needed
im making a dub i made of ET where i translate all of his weird little noises into sentences like "may i touch you with my finger" and "i love to talk on the telephone
it sucks how every game developer is called like, 'Nefarious Orb' or 'Sword Kill Games', but honestly? give it up for 'Game Freak'. Excellent name for a games studio to have. Or even, for a person