αndreα hοctοr✨

[clare @sadderlizards]

i have to go sit in the sun about this

[ash @contextmxnster]

you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

A 32 hour four day work week without loss in pay would do more for our overall quality of life and wellbeing than nearly any other singular socioeconomic change

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Me drinking my 9th beer at the pregame

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they're having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

I bet no one had this on their 2023 bingo card lol 💍

[welp. @YSLONIKA]

shakira really repeaking in front of our eyes… https://t.co/RQcTsieAvK

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

You can always tell how busy I am and my mental state when I’m serving solely based on how my hair looks

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

“I called myself tinderella”
Me: “what’d you lose? Your dignity?”

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

You’re not really a full blown adult until checking your email becomes a daily habit

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

@j_dibss It builds character

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

taking adhd meds is so funny because some days im so productive and focused on my work and some days I spend 5 hours discovering what it might be like to move to Montana

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

What about the people like me that are them?

[[email protected] @bb_apes]

you might be having a bad day, but just remember, there’s someone out there who has the cilantro soap gene and at least you’re not them

[capricorn cunt 🎀 @celesitial]

it’s weird when someone is mad at you because you were honest about how they hurt you. lol.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

[αndreα hοctοr✨ @dreahoctor]

I was today years old when I realized that the cinematic masterpiece known as “She’s the Man” is loosely based off of the characters of Viola and Sebastian from Shakespeare’s “Twelfth Night”