D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg

I enjoy eating box, larping, ripping bag, cracking freshmen, and long walks on the beach.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

I’m about an hour out of going over to see this chick and I’m getting mud snakes rn. #FUCK #diarrhea #betternoteatMYass

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII Input is appreciated

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Is learning magic card tricks to impress the huzz a #shrink or #expand ?? #lank

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Just drove by a cop while I was scrolling the #beev, good thing he was also looking down on his phone. I wonder if he’s on here too #expand #lank

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Genuinely ecstatic about seeing Spider-Man on Friday. #GonnaCum

[Stan “The Tank” Lieberman @StanTheTank4708]

Check out DRealest hairdox

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Would I like to donate 3¢ to kids in need? #FUCK no. #Jewish

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@waudrichard19 Make that 15 my friend.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Mfs reply with “😭😭” then steal your tweet 2 mins later

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII 😭😭

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@daledimmadomeII D’Realest is intrigued.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

25 Followers Haircut dox. I will fight and die for each one of you guys! #Love #hogdoxat100

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@carries_burner Carrie, respectfully you are a rocket. #hitmyline

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@thebradhop Neckolas

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@JamesDaRealOne Thank you for your pity, it is appreciated.

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Sitting in the car w the family and they told me that they were going to Florida for Easter without me, yea no I’ll just go #FUCK myself #hangingmyself #noegghunt #thoughts

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@00JimmyT D’Realest is in quite the dry spell lately. Might have to consider

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Just got off of an 8 hour shift and found out the fat chick I worked with was lowkey a chiller and not as annoying as she used to be… #howmanybeers #thoughts

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ghuegherlovebox I really love the hype up but I’m saving myself for marriage or 100 followers, whichever happens first. #hogwatch

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

Doing a hair dox at 25 followers, #hogdox at 100???

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ashutoshpac95 Yup and charges are currently coming my way and I’m probably going to prison. #fairs

[D’Realest “Robert” Steinberg @DRealest67]

@ashutoshpac95 Holdon, I have to try this…