Mark C Bird

Part-time teacher, part-time children's writer/ illustrator, full-time Dreambeast!

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@jamie_lund @UtilityPoint Thanks @jamie_lund

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@UtilityPoint I finished my contract with Utility Point in December, which you confirmed by email. However, I noticed that you are still taking over £104 out on my account via direct debit every month. Please refund asap

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@UtilityPoint Over two months ago, you reassured me that my account was closed so why are you still taking out £104 every month on direct debit? I want my money back @MartinSLewis @MoneySavingExp

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

What a vile specimen!

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Foul, sickening, evil headline.

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@RitaOra I celebrated my 50th birthday this year with one person - my partner, while wishing I could be with Mum who has cancer; never mind friends. I'm a teacher by the way and haven't done anything but teach children and vulnerable kids of #keyworkers since March #CheataBora

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@RitaOra
I celebrated my 50th birthday this year with one person - my partner, while wishing I could be with Mum who has cancer; never mind friends. I'm a teacher by the way and haven't done anything but teach children and vulnerable kids of #keyworkers since March #RitaCheater

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@RitaOra I celebrated my 50th birthday this year with one person - my partner, while wishing I could be with my mum who has cancer. #RitaOraVile

[MrLangston @LangstonFHS]

@RitaOra My sister's birthday is in January. I wont be celebrating with her as she died from Covid in May. My other sister woke up from 4 weeks on a ventilator and had to be told the news, alone, in an ITU bed. I have still not been able to hug her. You could have waited....

[Sarah Cooper 💙 @sezzcooper]

@RitaOra My birthday this yr was a month after my mum died, 2wks after my dog died. I spent it alone, grieving, shielding, furloughed. When I needed ppl the most, I followed the rules. Because I'm not a selfish twat.

[Faye Morton @FayeMarieMorton]

Translation: I thought I was above lockdown rules since I'm a celeb and can pay for a restaurant to open. #RitaOra

[Marv @MutantMarv]

A partial lockdown is as effective as a urination corner in a swimming pool.

#CloseTheSchools

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

I just supported the @NEUnion's call: Close our schools and colleges now as part of the national lockdown. #CloseTheSchools

Please sign too: https://t.co/YcQkloA7qs

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

When I thought I was #GeorgeMichael

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

Please follow my new Twitter account at https://t.co/MmwJ78XLuH #writerslift #writing Eternal thanks 😉

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

Very excited to listen to this on #bbcradio6 #6music today... I miss him still #Prince #signofthetimes

[BBC Radio 6 Music @BBC6Music]

"I miss him a lot. I'm sure I'm not the only one who really does..." 💜

What are your 3 favourite tracks from @Prince's seminal Sign '☮️' The Times album..?

Here's our 6 minute love letter to one of the finest double albums of all time.

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@BBC6Music Purple Rain

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

If I were me ... #poems #poemsforkids #childrensPoems #inspirationalpoems #inspiration #dreambeastpoems https://t.co/xJitRgINk0

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

@MichaelRosenYes Thank you so much for the retweet. It means the world. People were very impressed when I told them at school today 😍

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

Incredibly proud to be published alongside @MichaelRosenYes #MichaelRosen #KitWright and the wonderful #AllanAhlberg #dreambeastpoems https://t.co/xJitRgINk0 #sparks @GillEducation #poemsforchildren #childrenspoem #inspirationalpoems #inspiration

[Mark C Bird @Dreambeast3000]

Incredibly proud to be published alongside @MichaelRosenYes #MichaelRosen #KitWright and the wonderful #AllanAhlberg #dreambeastpoems https://t.co/hNMf8XxbAh #sparks @GillEducation