Arnie

captains log 📝

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Person: a collection; a collector

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

We carried you West
to places we’d never seen
You, our guiding star

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Schrodingers Baby

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Oh the thrill of a chug of juice during a low blood sugar episode

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

#dogmode

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Procrastination: drug of choice for a pregnant sales lady (by elimination)

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Nah some have proven they’re not worthy

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

I want every person on Earth to have access to self-driving tech

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

The irony of using my new diaper bag as a laptop bag 🙈

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

A baby is a bridge

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

@ogafroman is the Arlo Guthrie of our generation

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

@ogafroman is the Arlo Guthrie of our generation

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Getting a deal signed while on vacation is peak

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Worth the nightmare and night of bad sleep

[The Horror Calendar @HorrorCalendar]

Babak Anvari's HALLOW ROAD starring Rosamund Pike & Matthew Rhys is now available at home.

"Parents receive a late-night call from their daughter, who has just accidentally hit a pedestrian. Disturbing revelations threaten to tear the family apart."

[CG @cgtwts]

The longer you spend in tech, the stronger the urge to buy a farm and never touch a computer again in your life.

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Me: Ughhh someone just sent me an email

My nurse friends: my patient died today

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

I'm becoming more open to the idea that widespread SSRI use is doing something sinister to women

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Merry Christmas to all
Except my marketing team who scheduled an email blast from my direct email to my clients on Christmas fucking morning

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

emails keep showing up in my inbox

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

in my tony soprano era (having deeply symbolic dreams, eating large ice cream sundaes in front of the TV, having panic attacks, wearing ratty pajamas, failing to connect with those around me in meaningful ways)

[Arnie @dreamcast_aldi]

Sad realization I’m no longer into stranger things 😭