Dream Diary

Condensing my screwed up dreams down to 280 characters or less.

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But it got better—turns out he made the medals for his Halo achievements. And then the store kitten got attacked by renegade guinea pigs.

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Boring dream about going back to work at a frame store where I helped design a shadowbox for a man's medals.

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Hair turned gray, did some sword fighting, adopted a three-legged kitten, and won a swim meet. Busy night.

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What does it mean when someone who is not dead appears to you as a ghost in your dream? And then hits on your mom?

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Backpacked across Europe with my friend. Normal, right? Then I visited a space-age, multi-level Target and morphed into a 10-year-old boy.

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Visited post-apocalyptic Earth and played James Bond. Opposite a very sparkly Bond girl. A very dense, sparkly Bond girl.

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Another "you forgot about this one class all semester and are now failing" dream. Not a fan.

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Danced with Michael Ian Black in a pool of blue slushie drink, all while flying several thousand feet above the earth in a 747. Yay, Nyquil.

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Dreamt that Pizza Hut was the headquarters of all zombies. I hate having realistic dreams.

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Clay Aiken watched from a lamppost as I kissed another girl. I need to stop eating fast food.

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I am NEVER watching the Discovery Health Channel again. Checked all my limbs when I woke up.

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Two of my friends were at a bank as it was getting robbed. Spent most of the dream trying to talk my way in, and just when I do: Bam! Alarm.

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Favorite dream of the night involved trying to keep the cast of Punk'd out of Kirtsie Alley's Italian villa. Persistent bastards.

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Drove stick for the first time. When I stole Creepy Creeperson's ride to avoid being one of those Cold Case stories.

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Back in high school. In French class. Luckily I don't have bilingual dreams.

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Could breathe under water. Of course I tested it out by pretending I had drowned. Surprised at how long it took someone to look for me.

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Given an architecture studio assignment I didn't quite understand. Ended up making out with the architect instead. Loose morals, FTW.