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Tequila - Crisis actor - Certified Keif Thief
“Ghost” writer
The search for: Pseudocelebrity
NO MORE MICRO-NICHE XXX

[miss chad @laurenposting]

We moved on from this too fast

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@yumtapwater @PeerPressurDoIt So autism?

[fenlon @fen_lon]

why was Spongebob's grandma a cookie

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

when you're getting shitfaced at the bar with your buddies and all of a sudden your wife's leitmotif starts playing 🙄

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Good morning women ^_^

Men, meet me in front of the shed to receive your list of tasks for the day.

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@freakipino I had a lot of it last night and it was way better than I thought

[a @a8065287968522]

my kink is explosives and stabbing people

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Nothing is impossible but someone believed in me

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

u got that neglected dog stare

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@s0ftg0r3 It’s boring out here

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[Dusty Bumps @dusty_bumps]

Going to keep this in mind today, my best years far behind me now

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

Peeking outta the window with my gun like Malcom X

[Advan Shumiski @p1xelfool]

yb.25 -------------- 2021

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Finally got around to seeing Obsession last night. That girl was being such a bitch. He should have gone for the Asian chick instead.