Dreamforce Man

I Am The Most Interesting Man at Dreamforce. Even My Tweets Have Their Own Breakout Sessions.

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

Now in search of a hack team that will build a DreamforceMan S1 app. It takes your selfie & make you the most interesting person at #df13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

@dandarcy @SarahCaporusso @salesforcedemos @Benioff I don't often watch demos, but when I do...

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I’ve been to the future. There, even the women have beards. #beardforce #df13

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The first time @parkerharris went to the future was in my hot tub time machine #df13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

I’m running #salesforce1 in #Winter13 on my #iphone5 at #DF13. You get me?

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

@Dreamforce Cheers to you for for the coffee. I'll take a Plenta, no room for cream.

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Behind every app, every device, and every connection, is a customer. Also, Look out behind you! There's a customer! #df13

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Yes, @benioff gifted Steve Jobs the AppStore name but I gifted Salesforce AppExchange and the phrase "killer apps." #df13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

Tomorrow I will be facing @jimcramer in a live beardoff from Dreamforce plaza. Two beards enter, one beard leaves... #DF13

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Sure, @benioff may have just tweeted about #salesforce1 but I'm already on #Salesforce2000 #df13

[Marc Benioff @Benioff]

Salesforce1: a new customer platform to connect with your customers in entirely new ways. Great for Developers, ISVs, admins, and end users!

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I lent my backyard tent to @salesforce for Howard street this year...

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I take my scotch neat, my coffee black, and my applications cloud. #DF13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

. @Benioff opened up the Salesforce platform to make good on a bet that he could connect it to my hot tub.

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

Facebook once offered me $3 billion for my likeness. I turned them down.

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

You say internet of things. I say internet of beards. #df13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

1:1 customer feedback? When I have a Salesforce question I simply put on my robe, grab the scotch & walk next door to @Benioff's house.

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

Google has promised to name tier next android OS after my favorite dessert. Lady Fingers. #DF13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

My dog plans to enter the $1,000,000 Hackaton. And he plans to Win. #df13

[Dreamforce Man @DreamforceMan]

You make apps. I make apps look good. Any questions? See you all in 2 weeks. #DF13