Stephanie Sopko

Absolutely in love with this little thing we call life.

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Things may look bad, but I feel if you end the day knowing you put more good into the world than bad, you've done a very nice job. :)

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Mizzou Life @MizzouLife]

.@Mizzou's research programs can help you explore future career paths — and discover a sense of belonging. @UgradResearchMU can help undergrads get started. #TigersStayConnected
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[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Getting up in the morning is like Rice Crispies
My muscles: what’s snappin?
My bones: what’s crackin?
My joints: what’s poppin?
I think I’m getting old

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

The worst thing about becoming a waitress is I now say “ya’ll” unironically

[Agronomy MDPI @Agronomy_Mdpi]

Crop Yield, Ferritin and Fe(II) boosted by #Azospirillum #brasilense (HM053) in #Corn
by Stephanie Scott, Alexandra Housh, Garren Powell et al.
@Mizzou
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[Argon Dreamcast Evangelion @synthandlasers]

People: "I want 2020 to be like the roarin' twenties!"

Earth: "Alright, infectious disease is spreading."

People: "No, not like that."

Earth: "The US stock market is tanking."

People: "Wait..."

Earth: "LMAO Bars can't be open anymore."

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Normal people in physics lab: Okay so the particle rubbed with fur is negatively charged

Me: You got that negatively charged particle rubbed with the FUR (with the fur!)

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Last night I confirmed that I really am a Pre-Med when I had a dream that I was doing surgery on myself and instead of stopping I was like “oh it’s just me! I can chop up everything to see what the inside looks like!”

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Me: Drinking water is so!! Important!! Hydration status of the body, yo!
Me to me: Drink a liter of Mountain Dew. Then chase it with a cup of coffee and a large sweet tea.

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

I’m running on Mountain Dew and rage at this point

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Today in the saga of how Stephanie can be way too oblivious for her own good:
My coworker: “Steph do you drink?”
Me: “Drink what?”
Him:
Him:
Him:
Him: “...Steph.”

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

You will never catch me saying a test was easy. You never know where someone came from, you can’t understand how hard someone worked to get where they are. Your “easy” A could be a hard-earned C for someone else, and you know what? Both are valid.

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

AirPods have broken me. I just double tapped my right ear to change the song on the radio

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

It’s pronounced Caribbean not Caribbean

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

If I get married I think I should take my husband’s last name solely because then I can finally play the “switch the first letter of your first and last name” game and get something besides Stephanie Scott

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Being an adult is eating icing straight from the tub

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

I thank everyone for your thoughts and prayers. In the wake of the tornado, my family and I are safe. But my city is hurting. Please pray for those who are injured and whose homes and businesses have been destroyed. #mowx

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

@dominos Absolutely! They were great :)

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

Today I went to pick up my pizza at @dominos and found they had to remake it cuz it had too many bubbles in it. Then, the workers let me take both the bubbly pizza and the new one for the same price 😭💕 Not all heroes wear capes. #FinalsWeek #thankyoutimesinfinity #unsungheroes

[Stephanie Sopko @Dreaming_enigma]

@itsabbigail Yes. They’re even better if you put them in the oven so they’re lightly toasted like marshmallows 😍😍