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Tired. she/they

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Time for wine and chicken nuggets

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@BrittanyLynne I’m a Special Education teacher in the KC area! https://t.co/yAYWduIC9b

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I’ve knitted 10 hats over break so far

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I’ve started being way more direct in all areas of work lately, and let me tell you, it’s been a game changer

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Hey I know we’re not really ready to acknowledge it but I just want to congratulate every single preschool aged child in the United States right now on week three of having a truly disgusting cough.

[abb @itsabbigail]

The Kids are Trying to Kill Me and I Can’t Stop Pooping: a memoir

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It just occurred to me that as I am an adult with a real adult job, so are the people I went to middle/high school with? Wtf?

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My students were talking about Rick Rolling the other day (unprompted) and it made me so happy.

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Did I get back on twitter exclusively for the drama? Yes.

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@DanielleH124 is gay

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Soooo we leaving twitter now that Mr Fucker owns it or…?

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Is there a dumpster fire emoji? There needs to be a dumpster fire emoji.

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Abbott Elementary is really cute and honestly makes me like my job more?

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Do you think people would notice if I started exclusively wearing overalls?

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Happy Earth Day! Changes at the individual level mean nothing if corrupt corporations and legislators continue to ignore the fact that our planet is dying! 🌱

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@almawuzhere @KillerFruitcake @idr_labs This is unsurprising

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I’ve gotten into watching stupid reality dating shows because I just sit and judge straight people shamelessly

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Just looking at all the comments about teachers with purple hair is giving me life

[McKinley Valentine @mckinleaf]

Does anyone else with ADHD... not seem to form habits?
The self-help literature always says habits become second nature - "you don't have to remind yourself to brush your teeth, right?"
But brushing my teeth isn't automatic, it's a task i have to remember and choose every night

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@KirstieLogus Do it

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I have felt really bad at my job the past couple weeks. I think that this job is just literally impossible. Not even exaggerating.