diego

if you don’t eat your Cheetos with chopsticks what are you even doing

[diego @dreamingjeans]

You can also tell by the way they keep it freezing cold at night but manage to hog the entire fucking blanket.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

You can tell a lot about someone by the way they treat service industry workers.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

If catching feelings was a profession I’d probably be a pro feelings catcher.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

When people ask me what I wanna do with my life I honestly think of gaining the trust of corvids so they follow me around and protect me from enemies

[diego @dreamingjeans]

If I’m still affected negatively by the resurgence of an ex in my life am I the problem? Does it mean I have more healing to do? Probably. But I think it’s fair for me to believe that you can’t just peek in on my life and make it known. Go the fuck away.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Some incel homophobe on Facebook told me I’m what’s wrong with America and I let it AFFECT ME. How embarrassing 🫠

[diego @dreamingjeans]

my allergies have allergies

[diego @dreamingjeans]

@onlinegirlie This was my homosexual awakening FOR SURE

[diego @dreamingjeans]

@crocs_slut I got the tee and made it into a crop top 🤘

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Needing a haircut while at the gay club feels about as bad as forgetting your headphones at the gym.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Baked nighttime quad skating with no gear in the faces of mosquitoes while *tweeting* on my caseless phone is a brand of huevos I didn’t know I had

[diego @dreamingjeans]

@okaysispopoff I’m always on time, and constantly yawning.

But I think you’re right. do I feel seen? No.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

For someone who has an anxiety attack every time things don’t go as planned, I sure do surround myself with people who disregard punctuality and are unaware of the importance of an itinerary.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Ugly people vote republican. Has anyone else noticed?

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Someone asked if I was high (which is reasonable because I do like weed and it was also 4/20) but when I said no they responded that I just looked really tired then. 🥲

[diego @dreamingjeans]

I am this 🤏 close to giving myself an eyebrow slit. Someone stop me.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

I talk waaay too much shit omg

[diego @dreamingjeans]

After 54 minutes and 38 seconds into a kalimba playlist my ears are starting to bleed and I seemed to have lost my ability to see the color blue. I haven’t blinked for hours. It’s been a week since I sat down.

[diego @dreamingjeans]

Have any of y’all just listened to the kalimba? Peaceful as fuck.