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beat up and battered around

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@fesshole Congratulations! I am now suicidal on your behalf.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@Shademp88 Heeeey Shad, its Octo. I don't have access to my old facebook because I cant prove i am Little Otik but i got this notification and thought you'd get a laugh out of it 👍

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

#NewProfilePic

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Yeah I know....but it would mean a lot if you guys could sign x

Urge the Government to Address the ADHD Medication Shortage - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/uyi0eGSIhR via @UKChange

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

This.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@barneyfarmer I like how the colour gets darker the higher the number. Lovely touch that.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Nobody is reading this but we can only be thankful that this specimen has removed himself from the gene pool.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Wife is desperate to have kids, but it's just not happening for us. She recently suggested I go to a doctor to "check it all works down there". Sttruggled to bite my tongue and not tell her it must be her as I had to take my mistress to have a termination a few months ago

[Viz Comic @vizcomic]

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[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

This is now my new band name

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

A Cunt Full Of Bees It's 11:00PM

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

[insert shitty poem here] fishing for pity. My adult children "depend on me for everything because their mothers are useless" direct quote #bekind #mentalhealth I am quite happy to take advantage of and devastate the self esteem of vulnerable women half my age to feed my own ego.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Amazing

[Swear Clock @swearclock]

Suck My Left Gonad Until It Enlarges And I Baffle My Doctor For Months. It's 9:00PM

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Watch Tv Until Your Eyes Bleed Piss It's 10:00PM

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

I am not enjoying anything about life and I don't think there's a way to fix it so I would appreciate it if I could just be left to rot in peace because drugs and counseling don't help. It's like mold spores it gets worse if you disturb it.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Riddle me this even if you thought you ex wife was an evil witch wouldn't you do what it took to see your daughter that you love? He fucking hates me more than he loves her.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Sunday night and I'm going to get shitfaced and watch Heathers again to quell my murderous rage.

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@deesignforlife Daylight bloody robbery!

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@deesignforlife Lol how much are those cunts charging? It's a fucking joke. And yet the beautiful south guy and the anchoress are capping their ticket prices so I don't think it's down to having the "clout" with the record company 🤔🤔🤔

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

@LondonLady70 @Manics @30yearwar @deporbags @mjlongstaffe @revolbiscuit @Elizajade1984 @Trigger1410 @sarahtee7 @KBFletcher75 @JimiA I enjoyed the after thingy more than the gig itself and as I recall a good time was had by all. Thanks to whoever it was for not giving me a sound beating for spilling their pint 🤔

[Catscabs @G3tCra2y]

I have literally only just discovered Cyndi Lauper did a cover of Prince when you were mine. Bon fukin appetit 👌 https://t.co/n5TuPfKSXg

[The Best Looking Guy Here @dreamlessVC]

Because women have a pesky habit of having independent thoughts, feelings and needs that's incompatible with men getting what they want out of them eg selfish sexual gratification. You know that of course but sure dunk on Muslims to make yourself feel morally superior. Prick.