Precious O.

barely functioning

[T @HappinessHitHim]

You could write master’s thesis (psychology) about this video

[🪷Ambiguous Brown Emotional Support Canadian 🪷 @GammaReigh]

I was here first?

[. @katiebandz_]

OK, we get it. Y’all get into relationships and suddenly lose y’all identities. Let’s wrap this up by 9 AM. 😭

[wor$t man in france @scarzonreplay]

a lot of people on this app

[iya ꒰ა໒꒱⁷ saw lsrfm @btsopoong]

Everybody LOVES French history until the French start history-ing

[nish @aqusthv]

we deadass have 19 year old messi posing with a random ass baby which grew up to be lamine yamal and they ended up playing the world cup against eachother 19 years later. most bizarre shit ive ever seen i still cant believe

[sıla @criterionhouse]

remembering the day i downloaded letterboxd and marked every movie i’d ever watched as watched

[Zelex @OBEhizele]

It amazes me that many adults still haven't grasped that friendship groups tend to form through shared experiences, familiarity, proximity and social environments, rather than conscious demographic selection. These are relationships that develop organically, not things you force.

[AJ🌟 @joseph_agy94977]

“i’ll do it tomorrow” and tomorrow finally comes

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

One of the stranger parts of being an adult is realizing how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited. Not even out of curiosity.

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

"You just want an easy life." And I'm supposed to want stress???

[victoria @wuraa_olaaa]

me risking my entire future for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me

[acce @accekid]

When you open Instagram and see an intresting post on Threads but you can't read it all because you're never going to download that app

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

if zohran isn’t good enough for the left then i have genuinely terrible news

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

I honestly don’t understand how Ads are supposed to work on me. There’s no way you think interrupting my video that I was watching will make me like your product

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

"She was going to a frat house, she knew what she was going to get."

Oh yeah?

If that's what frat houses are for, close them all entirely, immediately.

[𝒻. @300moods]

me the minute we enter the ber months