dylan

what doth life, chomsky-honk?

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

This looks like RuPaul starring in an acting challenge with the queens

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

Look at this guy lol...his name is Sam Aldabbagh, he's the owner of a strip club in Las Vegas called The Can Can Room. He was on trial for running "an illegal business in violation of State law," which I can only assume involves prostitution. Dude looks like Roy Orbison and Gene Simmons combined

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

Larde

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

Palantir

[Valuetainment @valuetainment]

NEW: Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb.

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

I just watched the video and I’m positively gagged milord @troyesivan

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

@artemxcx Gay ARCHON

[safadenha @ousafadenha]

sou eu e minha dor nas costas contra o mundo

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

I was late to work and I already want to go home

[zade @tyl0saur]

was trying to figure out what this dance reminded me of

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

Me whenever my man gets on his phone

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

When I go through the pharmacy drive-thru and they tell me I have to come inside

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

Me liking every single post with hairy man tiddies

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

If I ever run into Gaga

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

My bf didn’t do what I asked him to do two days ago

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

@Airaswe

[Airas @Airaswe]

What can President Trump do right now that would impress you the most?

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

Went into the grocery store instead of online pickup

[dylan @dreamofdylan]

@constantlyshan Me too girl tf

[Matt “Big D” Dongles @BigDBoneyard]

Is this the tweet of the year?