Sleeptalking Jonah

This account is purely things my dear husband Jonah says in his sleep as he sleeptalks most nights.

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"My leg is doin the wiggly... Worst dance ever"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

*mumbles* well that's a lofty endeavor, sir.

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

Me: Jonah, it's 1 pm, you gotta get up
J: *mumbles* tylenol PM

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"Spineless is like penisless with one less s"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

J:"my hand is numb"
M:" then move it?"
J: "noo"*gasps*"what time is it?!"
M: "almost 11:30"
J: "I.... Uh, that's just fucking stupid"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"It's like making a pancake on the sheets"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"Well in that case, where is queso?"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"Guys. Guys... Guys guys guys. It's not what happened. It's about what I felt happened."

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"Well his name is.... Grubs? Ah."

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

J:"Um, excuse me I have a question."
M:"what?"
J:"shut the fuck up"
M:"okay"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

This time its what I said last night.

"That was so good I got butterflies in my mouth"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"He says we can just have a curious night and save them *laughs* and say my name over and over again but it's not gonna help"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"You didn't listen. You didn't listen. Listen how the variants on his hours."

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"Neverlegs"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"O is for smoothie. S is for stupid motherfucking stairs"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

" I think you're a bit too overreacting a lot mr. Gonzales"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"What do I do with the fish again?"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

Me: are you awake or are you asleep right now

J: no, this is legitimate

Me: I see

J: you don't know *rolls over and starts snoring*

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

"What's the question? It's a thing that can be pushed by a button"

[Sleeptalking Jonah @dreamramblings]

One from last night:
*grabs my boob* "you see this? This is what dreams are made of"