Carlos

I like literature & music. Catch me watching Rockets games. BS Mathematics. MS in Statistics

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Scorigami @NFL_Scorigami]

LAC 12 - 32 HOU
Final

That's Scorigami!! It's the 1091st unique final score in NFL history.

[AZ Intel @AZ_Intel_]

BREAKING: New video shows moment Boeing 737-800 plane carrying 181 people onboard crashes at Muan International Airport in South Korea.

[Joe Randazzo @YankeeLibrarian]

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock’s SNL bit when Donald Trump won in 2016 holds up still.

I’m shocked this many people are shocked.

[Tom White @twhite]

psychiatrists right now

[Carlos @dreamshake17]

@IISwitchII @ZachKielty lmao

[😵‍💫 @Tony_Kudo]

boy this a low pressure situation lmao

[Carlos @dreamshake17]

@GamecockWill69 @ZachKielty

[WBR @W_B_Rick]

Having a Luka Doncic Summer:
-sipping beer
-ripping nicotine
-weigh like 10-15 pounds more than I should but still being effective
-dismantling my enemies with psychopathic intentions
-eurostepping at the bar
-Aura

[Carl @OGRealCarl]

Get this shit off my tl before I kill myself

[Carlos @dreamshake17]

@EvanMiya @ZachKielty

[Mezz @for_yield]

Just had a flight attendant tell me I could not put in a zyn on the plane ?

The west has fallen

[Carlos @dreamshake17]

@BlakeyLocks @ZachKielty

[Houston Men's Hoops 🏀 🐾 @UHCougarMBK]

Extra Sweet 🍬

#ForTheCity x #GoCoogs

[Kitten 🐈 @kitten_beloved]

My wife discovered I'd been talking to women on dating sites *just in case* she ever decides to divorce me and she got really upset

I showed her the redpill forums where they talk about how every man needs backup options (women initiate most divorces) but she's still mad, AITA?

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

DeMeco Ryans and the Texans celebrate on ESPN: “We punched our ticket.”

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

me sayin one last goodbye to da homie before he goes drunk driving

[Houston Astros @astros]

Count ‘em off with us.

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