andrea perez

purple and gold ✨ all day errryday.

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

I. HATE. CATS.

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

My bad to everyone who got a DM from me, I got hacked. Guess my huge following of 250 made me a target. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

My Division HR VP made a spinal tap reference and I’m the only one in the room who got it 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Mission impossible: getting a Father’s Day gift for a man that deserves the world but wants nothing. 😫

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Honestly a big pet peeve of mine is when I’m told the salsa is extra spicy and it ends up being damn near sweet. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

@Beast__Oh That’s exactly the situation Im in!!! it’s still hella cold!

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Why do guys drive with the window down regardless of the temperature?! I’m gonna get frost bite out here 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Some white guy at work just told another guy “hey I saw your cousin from another mother this weekend” trying to say he saw his lookalike. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

When your coworker teases you with chisme then goes “I’ll tell you later” 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Chris Paul deserved it.

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

Trying to sleep and all I hear is a guy trying to explain rage cage to a bunch of drunk Mexicans next door. Definitely not sleeping tonight. 😓

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

So @__jaimito and I just spent the past hour on the phone talking about food and sending each other IG posts about bomb looking food we can’t eat b/c that’s what being on a diet does to you. 😣

[Stumbler Top @StumblerTop]

i only have 3 moods:
1. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. ???????????????????
3. ZzZZzzzZzzzZzZzZ

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

I’m so confused with all this BTS hype. They all look like creepy vampires. 🤷🏻‍♀️ and that song🤦🏻‍♀️

[andrea perez @dreaprez]

When you’re at work so you can’t call someone an idiot but you get into it with them because they somehow think armed guards at schools will fix everything. What is wrong with people??