André 🇧🇿

Professional music listener.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Everybody want vinyl but cant make any production deadlines make it make sense.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

In tears. Just in there blowing the recording budget on straight bullshit.

[TraphouseJodeci @Ye_Ali]

Them La studios be charging yall label $3k per session just so u can eat some cookies

[Tua Tungasahur @OchoReacts]

As a straight man Love Island doesn’t hit unless you’re being forced to watch it at gunpoint by a pretty girl

[kenni ✨ @NekieNek__]

Why is 30 the age to settle down and have kids? I want y’all to be released of whatever chokehold it has on you.

[Fade 🫩 @fadecorner]

I know Aaron Donald just dropped that fridge he was bench pressing to pick up that phone

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Full trade terms, per ESPN sources:

🏈Rams receive: Myles Garrett

🏈Browns receive: Jared Verse, a 2027 first-round pick, a 2028 2nd and a 2029 3rd.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Still got mine and play it.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Why @Tesla’s not solar powered? @elonmusk pls advise.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

“Dirty little hamster”

[flex @lowkflex]

Them calling ugly women GRENADES is still some of the funniest shit I’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing

[GOWIE @DaKidGowie]

Mid-game and Carter Bryant still took the time to wash his hands. Therefore, there’s no excuse for the average man to not wash his hands after using the bathroom. 🤷🏾‍♂️

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Toys R Us, I will never forget omm.

[WZA💜 @love_wza]

Baby I remember RadioShack & Circuit City

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

They value me as a person not MEAT or a bag lol

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Gardena live rn.

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Cleveland with the steamer!

[A @monsterzr0]

“Wemby do you just hate them niggas? Is that why you did them so dirty?”

“Absolutely”

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

A rare gorilla for gorilla trade.

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[-reclaimed disaffected malcontent @damnjwhatyousay]

😭😭😭😭

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Omg

[André 🇧🇿 @dredayvs]

Yea can’t cosign, but anything for clicks i guess.

[Loni Love @LoniLove]

Love him or hate him this headline is unprofessional…. Do better @pitchfork