Dredneckgod

The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.
Robert A. Heinlein

[Kerouac76 @Kerouac1776]

🤣🤣🤣🤣(Me too!)

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@3YearLetterman I held a wine tasting once. It was all of the flavors of MD 20/20. Can my son please remain on the team.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@MorlockP *Bought*
Spell check seems to be about as good at spelling as I am at proofreading.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@MorlockP Obviously these idiots never watched the show. Al Bundy never brought his house his father left it to him. So even being comically poor he had no mortgage to worry about only property taxes.

[christoph @Halalcoholism]

We need to know what the 3 year old child did to provoke the poor widdle doggo to maul him

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

Douglas Adams foretold of this

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

Be extra careful around him. His wolf like nature might cause him to lick your face off.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

Lol like my 50 pound Pomsky is ever gonna be a serious threat to anyone's existence.

[Sackville Baggins @DistractOrbs]

@memeticsisyphus Dogs are wolves and all have the capacity for serious violence

People get killed by poorly trained golden retrievers

The reason pitbulls are over represented in bite stats is they are the preferred breed of shitty people

A pitbull raised by a white suburban family will be fine

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@iowahawkblog @3YearLetterman I'm over here patiently awaiting your spin on this.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@WaynePelota When they both intersect is the point where the true magic begins.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@TheAtlasSociety Checks my watch noticing it's now it's one minute after six and now pulling my knife and demanding that you give me your fucking money.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@jarvis_best Yeah no thanks I'll stick with my Bulova.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@pissyserver Yeah you probably hit a snail, but no worries it's not your fault, that snail was just to slow to pass it's DNA along. The faster snails are now breeding a new race of super snails that will avoid your weed whacker with ease.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@BethesdaSupport My fucking phone is online, my smart TV is streaming channels and my Xbox seems to working just fine every other game I own. The problem obviously is on your end

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

I can't log into ESO on my Xbox it keeps telling me I have no network.
@BethesdaSupport

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@BethesdaSupport It seems as if every time you folks take the server down for maintenance you end up creating new problems that keep folks from logging in.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

@ThatEricAlper The place where retired people go to visit their parents.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

I picked the fucking flag up and put it back where they tore it up from. Not because I either agreed or disagreed with them but because I don't need a bunch of tourist trash deciding what is or is not acceptable to litter my streets with.

[Dredneckgod @dredneckgod]

So someone decided to place an American flag outside of the building where I live. Then someone else who found it offensive decided to rip up and throw that flag across the street hitting me in the ankles with the flagpole while I was smoking a cigarette.