DAVEY “PIMPALICIOUS” ALLISON

didnt die in the crash // TP$ // more oxy than kurt angle // achooo // 1992 “one hot night” winner // professional racerist

[DAVEY “PIMPALICIOUS” ALLISON @drenched28]

@_its_not_real_ when you meet so many financially irresponsible ppl that dont wanna change, there are two wolves inside you.
one wants to help those ppl no matter what
the other just wants to KILL EM!!

[DAVEY “PIMPALICIOUS” ALLISON @drenched28]

@cfbmemes if this happens ill get the logo tatted on me bc nothing would make me happier than that

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@RabbiShmuley @NickFuentes

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@unlimited_ls chicago serial woman punchers could be here!!!

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sex

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on some shit yall wouldnt understand

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hmmm today i will be inside bdubs wetting my whistle

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@BrendanDaGawd dad shoulda been on the mighty fitz

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@cdoll baseball huh?

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@fleshsimulator

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@NEPHEWRXK

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@danglebangle3 @FrankiePSmeal honestly only ppl ive ever met that knew this song was old guys. majority just knew “simple man” “sweet home alabama” and “tuesdays gone”

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opp posted a pic of his girl with the caption “wife💍” like i didnt have her fold up like a pretzel in the back of a 1998 toyota camry with the windows fogged up. after i finished she cleaned herself off with my Hermès handkerchief and she threw it out the window. TSANTMM

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welp after 4 years of not living in CDA my gym membership thingy finally broke off my keys rip

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@fangedmoomina ykw maybe i was wrong about israel

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@274sport @GamecockFB i fell for it the first time
die

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@AdameMedia well yeah bc his ppl paid to have the last honest blue collar carpenter to be killed

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@comunacomun @kenshirotism not everyone deserves to live in a house. have you not seen horders