Mumoo

culinary enthusiast

[Mumoo @drenextdoor]

next year i want to chop life,
I'm tired of chopping rice🍚.

[𐌖𐌂𐌀𐌙𐌏 𓃵 @rmvjikf]

A nigga busy bettering his life has no time to envy no man.

[ᴋxʟᴀᴅᴇ @KXLAADE]

R.I.P to our friends who passed away at a young age, we didn’t forget about y’all.

Keep resting in peace 💔🕊️

[watergun @tersseer]

“what can you offer”

me:

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i ain’t cheating but im ngl you can’t see my phone

[Darker Skinn_⏰_ @IamBradleyCarl]

Boda guys riding past a new building without telling their passenger who owns it

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I hate it when I can see the “Acting” in a movie

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Mambo ishaharibika hapa bana, what should I do 😂😂

[Kimutai 🇰🇪 @Japhekimutai]

Ulisema unataka kuwa deputy principal after TP?

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Onlyfans is proof that women have no problem being sexualized as long as they are getting money for it.

[Chief 🇰🇪 @Nzukiiii]

Watu wa Ruiru hushukishwa hapa wanateremka kama wild beasts 😂

[Sparta @__Mamosh1]

Asanti sana nimepata hizo pesa mum nimeenda kung'olewa hio meno ilikuwa inauma

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i need to be 15 again. i know what to do this time.

[🕊 @boytrickz]

a nigga just wanna be financially free.

[Jum @JesterJum]

The longer I live on this planet, the more i understand why geese just randomly attack people.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Your boyfriend and his boys making fun of your flat nyash

[Tans @tanmay1705]

No one believes you can pull a girl more than your girlfriend

[Lil Rico ⑨ @IAmLilRico]

You gotta hit these hoes in they prime before they start sellin it…😭💀

[1eastside @ask2people]

Eiiiiii😂😂

[Caspata.🐐 @Sp__ke_]

?? 😂

[sheecandraw @sh3alaah]

I love getting “unajipenda sana” accusations ju nisipojipenda nani atanipenda