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jessica fletcher fan account

[mary @dressedinblac_]

I feel like if I was character in a book I’d be one of those women described as being “not beautiful” and then the author describes a bunch of weird nit picky flaws and ends with “but there was.... something... magnetic about her uncultured walk and nasally voice”

[culture @notgwendalupe]

since it's the first day of summer, here's a thread of all the songs from the ultimate summer movie High School Musical 2:

[mary @dressedinblac_]

@RodiBrown @thestorygraph I love StoryGraph so much! I left Goodreads and never looked back

[mary @dressedinblac_]

My fatal flaw is that I just really hate sunscreen

[mary @dressedinblac_]

I wish I cared about anything the way some people care about vanderpump rules

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Today’s petty gripe is that people at my work keep backing into parking spaces and blocking the entire parking lot while they line up their car so they can save one millisecond of time at the end of the day

[mary @dressedinblac_]

All the comments comparing this to dragon ball are making me think maybe I should finally watch dragon ball?

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My favorite thing about the Fast and Furious series is how in one movie they'll introduce a terrorist whose entire motivation is that he wants to kill the fast family and then in the immediate following movie that same character shows up to the cookout with a case of Corona

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Begging society to make it normal to put a qr code on a wedding invite. I am so tired of typing shit into the knot

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Language is so interesting! For example, in English you say “I have a headache” but in my house I say “sorry for being terrible - i am very terrible and I deserve to die” and I think that’s beautiful

[mary @dressedinblac_]

When I’m tired I walk like Liz lemon as a muppet

[mary @dressedinblac_]

I was trying to make a cozy oversized cardigan but instead I made this

[mary @dressedinblac_]

You, lowbrow, uncultured: Ludacris

Me, an intellectual, watcher of the fast and furious franchise: Chris Ludacris Bridges

[mary @dressedinblac_]

To me, taking the clothes out of the dryer has the same energy as receiving a response to an email I sent. Does this make sense?

[mary @dressedinblac_]

The Santa Monica houses are out. These kettlebells next to each other at my gym are in

[mary @dressedinblac_]

You’re watching Pedro Pascal in the last of us. I’m watching him in the fall of Sam axe during my yearly rewatch of burn notice. We are not the same

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Danny Trejo is 5’6”?!

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Got curious and looked up my gpa from college and damn I did well for having a strict No Homework Thursday Through Saturday rule

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Lord grant me the confidence of pedro pascal lying about being a heartthrob

[mary @dressedinblac_]

Sufjan Stevens triggers my fight or flight response