Tarryn Beardmore

Access to good food is a human right.

She/her

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Cheese👏 is 👏 not 👏 a 👏 discretionary 👏 food!

Fight me.

[Tarryn Beardmore @dresshaspockets]

All my best friendships are based off grudges i hold.

Please support my friends band Excuse for an Exit by listening to them, falling in love, and then sharing them with everyone you know.

[Kimiryn is tired @witch_reading]

Hi Twitter I know some of you are in Aus/care about the Aus music scene.

When I was 6 this bitch called me a vampire. It sure would show her 22 years later if a bunch of people heard and liked her music.

Long game.

#love #IndieMusic #Melbourne #bffs

https://t.co/5h2tp7H2mO

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Seriously annoyed by this today. I need a bin, a sink and a mirror in order to preserve dignity. There should be standards for this. A wide cubicle is not enough.

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My goodness. Ive needed to use accessable bathrooms since my surgery and let me tell you... There is no such thing. #Disability

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Snark aside this is genuinely infuriating. Worthy police work doesnt lead to incarceration. However if you have some marginalised people you want to humilate i guess this is what our justice system should look like.

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Weird way to house the poor and vulnerable but okay.

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Panicpanicpanicpanic

[ABC News @abcnews]

With 10% of the vote counted, @AntonyGreenABC says the figures look like 'the reverse of the opinion polls'. #AusVotes2019 #Auspol

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@BradHackworthy ....maybe

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Im good at this...

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@ShiningShinx Yeah okay.

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Just started a new job working along side an Aunt that i dont think im out to and my goodness i had forgotten how stressful being closeted at work is.

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Woman training me at work today just admited to being anti vax and def not going to get the flu shot so the plan for this weekend is to get the flu shot and buy a litre of sanitizer because i am NOT getting pneumonia again.

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WHAT!! But the Gippy goat is soo good! And they are such happy goats.

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If you send me a snap of your maga hat... i dont care if you think youre being ironic... i WILL block you immediately.

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@ShiningShinx Rude

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Damn, I think I'm going to have to buy a switch so that i can play stardew valley on my lunch break at work.

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"Whats your name?"

"Tarryn"

"Sharon?"

"No, Ta-rin"

"Karen?"

"Yeah sure"

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@cyclingsage @ErynnBrook I had this with my legal studies teacher. Spent the whole year telling me i wasnt putting in enough effort to pass. When i got the highest mark she wanted to give me a big hug and retroactively make me her favourite and I wasnt having it.

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@Ben_Scerri Paratha* as it turns out. Its like naan but super flakey and greasy and amazing.

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@Ben_Scerri Is it kind of like pratha?? I LOVE pratha but can never find a good one in Aus.

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@LizLibido Haha i do it when i lose things. And then immediately appoligise to the void for doing it.