grizzelda

Philosopher

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

I spoke to McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning.

He said we should end the war with Iran, quit giving aid to Israel, stop spying on Americans without a warrant, and he’s really sorry about how my primary turned out.

[Jacob Perry @RealJacobPerry]

This is 100% correct. Every single word

[grizzelda @drest0]

For example nothing

[Rams @ramenrams]

Your honor I was just overly going that day

[Seahawks Fan @ChrisFiexen]

Would you rather your girl die or leave you for a Savannah banana

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

imagine going through 7 years of law school for this

[Ceebo @CeeboSWeezy]

i was socialist until my first time getting a table with my boy

[Viewside Björk 🎨 @OverdozeOnDEEZ]

A Jamaican, Nigerian, Dominican and a NYCHA baby led The New York Knicks to an NBA Championship on the day Of The Puerto Rican festival

You could not script no NYC shit better than this…………

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

"you're 8 months behind on chipotle klarna payments because you've been saving up for the spacex ipo?"

[grizzelda @drest0]

Is it pleasure or the shame of it that crush the soul

[ajibs @ajigsayomide]

Going to a strip club with Fire and desire on

[Department of State @StateDept]

SECRETARY RUBIO: "It's complex. This has been going on since O.J. had Isotoners."

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

There are 18 year olds taking out $170,000 debt to get a business degree from Ohio State and all of the adults involved should be shot from a cannon into the sun.

[Joan I. Broome @easyfunnysniper]

Do they make study abroad programs to Buckhead, Atlanta

[🐈‍⬛ @milosmiata]

heard a guy speaking spanish on the phone say “como the fuck” 😭

[The Textman 🇳🇬 @MarchVeryOwn4]

Drake has combined the gay son and thot daughter into a new thing

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

You should be able to leave work 2 and a half hours early if you don’t feel like being there any more