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not well.

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what if our nipples were clip-ons like the basketball team the Clippers

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good friends come and go, but bad breath is forever (trust me on this)

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born and raised in virginia, but my butthole originated in the philippines

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@indoblud hot 🥵

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why honey

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sry was looking at them in the mirror

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my nipples look like eggplant caps

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ever heard of slack? try cutting me some

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my saliva tripled & my giant nipple shriveled

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just ate a steak. might shit out a t-bone

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pickin my ear with a pen cap

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my toenail is like a spear

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if i had athletes foot, i would never know.... come find out for me?

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dont care if you have a clubbed thumb or a dead tooth........ ✌🏻

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pooped out a parasite………

totally kidding. #mahalo

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@itsLindsay11 u just made my whole life

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if my toilet is overflowing, can I manually shut the flapper without disconnecting the wires or do I gotta criss-cross em first? any plumbers out there?

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@Evo_DNA I think I skipped class that day

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I used to be a gopher

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Just heard a bobcat outside my window and my first thought was: is this a barbarian in the modern age?

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my nipples are like pepperonis (gmo)