drew alons

u wanna hit this ranch

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Asking a guy on the plane to switch seats so I can sit with his family

[I eat short people @UnderwearStain]

Farted so hard I got a complaint from my HOA

[Amber @bloodberry_tart]

Michelob Ultra tastes like it would be okay for a baby to drink one

[Goo. @Goo_FuRY]

I been laughing at this shit for 5 minutes LMFAOOOOO

[wyabt @wy4bt]

we should give firefighters guns

[El Guarromántico @Guarromantico_]

Me hice 5 huevos: 3 para mí y 2 para el sartén.

[greg @greg16676935420]

Time to make banana bread!

[Snow Bird 🦜 @ArktikUtka]

A fabric tomato filled with needles. Don’t see that much anymore

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious

[Browningtons @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

[Backyard Sports @_BackyardSports]

July 8th ⚾️💥 Available on Steam and Mobile Devices

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Setting an alarm in the middle of the night to dap my wife up

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

I dunno how to describe it but SGA hoops like the Pink Panther

[trevy @chillextremist]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

CYCLONE STATE!!!!!!