Drew Borchardt

Musician, Singer, Sports enthusiast. Die hard patriots fan and rangers fan and married to my best friend @morganbaltzer. 6X worlds champions

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

Whenever I'm having a bad day this is exactly what I watch

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@lady_valor_07 I fix airplanes for a living, No one has ever come up to me and said “ you did a really good job making sure that plane is safe so we don’t die, here’s a tip”. You know what I get? Called an asshole for delaying the flight. They get an hourly wage, tips aren’t mandatory

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@lady_valor_07 I have a question for you. If you were my boss and the company was on fire. Would you have a problem with me golfing instead of being at work dealing with the issues? That should be enough

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@Freya_643vl Angry flying cobra chickens

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@Eman_8282

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@otokyo Some of the nicest people I’ve ever met are covered in tattoos and the most hypocritical people are from the church. I’ve been a Christian my entire life and even I know that sometimes gods image has a few loop holes

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@honeymoon250 Pull the plug

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@otokyo Yellow card

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@Matt_Pinner Stevie ray vaughn

[Top Tier Hockey @TopTierPucks]

Americans chant “USA” in a non international hockey game and proceed to lose and don’t score another goal

Sometimes the jokes write themselves

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@rollininmone So we’re just gunna ignore the fact that Roman reigns entire title reign was won by matches with distraction or by taking out a ref?

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@_InfoGram_ On the verge? He was way past the verge the last time he was president. Now he’s just proving everyone who said he couldn’t get any worse, wrong. He said hold my beer big time

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@snowiecone Ryan Reynold, Rachel McAdams, Geddy Lee, Alex leifson, Neal Peart, gord downy, Wayne Gretzky. Should I keep going?

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

My guy shesty!!! Let’s fucking go!!

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

WE GOT ANOTHER GOALIE FIGHT THIS TIME SHESTERKIN VS MARKSTROM 😳🥊

[BronxBmbrz @BronxBmbrz]

You can only retweet this if your team is 3-0

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@Mikeggibbs Turns out when you fire highly trained ATC and hire anyone you feel like. Flight safety drastically declines. This entire thing could’ve and should’ve been prevented if the right people were in that job, Cheeto face is 100% to blame

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@LauraLoomer Ear plugs are cheap. I fly every 2 weeks to and from work. I deal with a screaming child on pretty much every flight I’m on. Is it frustrating? Yes can I control it? No. I just put my ear plugs or head phones in and move on.

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

@CanadaGoose911 So by American logic baseball is Venezuela’s sport now right? Isn’t that how it works?

[Drew Borchardt @drew_borchardt]

Not having a pedophile leader. Just to add to the list

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

School shootings
Mortality rates
Medical bankruptcies
Quality of life
Freedom index
Universal health care
Education
Women's rights
Children's rights
Human rights
Soccer
Hockey
Obesity
Alcoholism and prescription drug dependence

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Hey everyone, I’ve got one controversial tweet to make: Canadians rule Twitter, that’s pretty much a fact. Canada is the most loved country in the world, why can’t we be the champions of X? Retweet and let me see some Canadian cheer. Let’s go Canadians. 🇨🇦 Just saying lol. 🍁