Drew Bridges

I go to bed at 8pm IG: drew_bridges20

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I’m still in disbelief my mom didn’t take first place in my 8th grade science fair

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Love taking off the little corn panties of tamales

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@MattCoakley_ Yes Sir! 🙌🏼

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@NFL_Scorigami @MattCoakley_ that’s what I’m talking about!

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I like how Netflix’s strategy to increase membership is by not working at all

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Wishing for a loaf of sourdough with slices that make sense

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Got to work early just so I could tell everybody, “I thought it was Good Friday, not Sleep In Friday”

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@MitchGarver better keep his head on a swivel during the #WorldSeries Parade tomorrow…

I’m gonna be slingin’ a Coors Latte at about 63mph with a little run on it 😮‍💨

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If I’m never heard from again, it’s because I just witnessed a @UPS truck turn left 🫣

[Drew Bridges @drew_bridges]

Just watched a food delivery guy crush some fries before putting the bag down at somebody’s door

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First purchase on new credit card… ICE COLD COORS LIGHT

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Bring back social media profile songs

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Arm teachers with the nuke codes

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Feel bad for the folks who have to find a job now that they can’t watch the #DeppVHeardTrial all day

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I’ve never hated my body more than I do right now…

All these shoe companies, and no 14s 🥺

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My girlfriend and I are breaking gender norms…

I made cookies and did the laundry while she worked

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Thank God I’m fat again #texastornado

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College is the biggest scam of all time

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Wonder if Butters will ever get all you can eat Chinese or Cici’s with me again