Drew Kalkiewicz🐀

i can’t believe i’m not butter || he/they

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

it’s the 4th of july but this year i’m thinking of learning what the fuck a kilometer is

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

if you push the gas and brake at the same time does your car take a screenshot

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

if you pay for snapchat you’re legally allowed to be bullied publicly

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

how do i join a scholarly circle

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

i’m watching youtube videos about entropy thinking i should’ve been a physicist while planning my lesson plan to teach 4 year olds to sing disney songs

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

i absolutely value the opinion of someone who describes something as “yummy” over that of someone who describes it as “delicious”.

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

@MathClassGG you obviously didn’t watch his video😂he said it’s totally okay and good to be critical of the game to help it get better, but you don’t know how to fix it and if you do then go work for bungie

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

bring it

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

I am way too 😳🍃 to have just lost my blue check

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

if you’re ever arguing with a boomer just tell them they have lead poisoning and therefore can’t make valid arguments bc they aren’t “in the right mind”

[Charlie @MoistCr1TiKaL]

I was born to be a lead role in this series

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

folk punk is quickly becoming one of my favorite genres of music. send recommendations.

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

nah cuz imagine a platform like tiktok during the punk/grunge/emo phase from the 90s–00s. i’d say we’re BLESSED to only have tumblr to look back and cringe at.

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

tiktok, i promise no one wants to do your trivia thing

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

i am a Slut for a good smoothie

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

@DrinkAriZona arizona iced tea

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

this is going to be the most important album of the year.

[Owl City @owlcity]

Hi, it’s Adam. I’m thrilled to announce a new Owl City album is coming.

March 24th is the day.

The title of the album is “Coco Moon.”

[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

i feel like if i ever dated someone with piercings (other than their ears) i would just end up passively fidgeting with them without even realizing it

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

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[Drew Kalkiewicz🐀 @drew_kalkiewicz]

@s8n @Wendys wendy’s nuts are on your chin LMAO GOT EEEEEMM