Summer Teeth

don’t hassle me I’m local

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

I love driving fast. Driving fast keeps my mind quiet.

[greghall. @tofeelhealed]

“people have been trying to dim my sparkle all my life” and it’s a dork in a banana costume at a hardcore show

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@elonmusk What are buffalo wings made of?

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@world_tourists_ “That’s right, we’re in the city of angels
The precipice from which civil society dangles
A health care hub and a trash food mecca
We can breed ya, birth ya, nurse ya and wreck ya
With alcohol, cigarettes and fried chicken
Cash your paycheck at the track and bet on 6 to win”

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@moshxmedic I’m the opposite of a good example in this department but remember who you are, friend.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@terra_waltz @WhiteySwolz @MichaelAArouet I’m 32 and had crows feet for like 4 years.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

My old man is trying his hand at stand up here in a couple weeks. My whole life, that man just been fearlessly trying shit. I’m so pumped to watch him.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

Ball so hard they thought I was a fuckin nutsack. #ldb

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

Tom Waits sounds like evil Redbone

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@kingagrifta @masonmennenga @The_Home_Six @thedavideldred @masonmennenga unreal patience on your part, my guy. I wasn’t even involved and I’m tired.

[Dave Peasant, Aspiring Lorax @aspiringpeasant]

My most toxic libtard belief is that we can, in fact, make the world around us better if we try really hard.

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Go cry about it to the department of diversity, equity, and inclusion.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

2027 gonna be my year

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

My coworkers keep telling me they hate the accents I do but unfortunately that only makes me want to say “chewsday innit” every Tuesday.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

At work but I wish I was running around in the woods with my man.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

If people get on the Nickelback hype train like they did for Creed, you will see me gatekeep so hard.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@peanutbustr Blood pressure?

[ExL @ExLetum]

@TheStrxggler “He protected the hobbits is what he did! He was a great man! And in this house Boromir was a hero! End of story!”

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

My favorite hobby is wearing sunglasses inside.

[Summer Teeth @drewbaccaa]

@hank_x_hilliams My 5 year plan is learn bagpipes so I don’t have to wear polyester to these things.