Drew

[Drew @drewberrypie]

I'm at the optometrists office and I've just been informed that I'm illegally blind. The police are waiting for me outside

[TWINKBLUDGEONING @BOYMENSTRUATION]

vapes are like children you hit them until they die

[Drew @drewberrypie]

Cutting open a Zyn pouch and pouring it into my canker sore just to feel something

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@AmazingVannie I make a new playlist each month for everything I've found or been listening to a lot for that month, it's fun to go back and revisit those points in time :D

[Drew @drewberrypie]

I jokingly said "hey google call the police". Don't do that. My phone INSTANTLY called the police.

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

Cain about to play some Super Smash Bros. with Abel:

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@_soft_and_wet__ Sorry babe 🫡

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@ultracloudx @Wario64 The 1.0 release will require much more game to be downloaded regardless, the download size will almost double on Thursday

[Drew @drewberrypie]

I forgot to brush my teeth this morning so I started chewing on the bar of soap at work and I feel like it works just as well! Thanks @Dove!

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@KapzWRLD @prezoh Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, I'd also blow a hot sticky load into one of these feet.

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@bongodenkirk420 A fire hydrant

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@AmazingVannie That is INSANE 😭😭

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@AstralFlamee Bluey goes CRAZY though 😩

[Drew @drewberrypie]

Do people struggle to flip grilled cheeses?? Also why did she have to go try it, did she not think it'd work??? I have so many questions

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Life was never meant to be hard. We just made it that way

[Drew @drewberrypie]

Tiny pogo stick

[DR Mamzy🧕🏽 @um1_umar]

Since you boys know everything what’s this

[Drew @drewberrypie]

I wish his head would've exploded into mush when it hit the ground

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

BREAKING: Mitch McConnell is hospitalized after falling at an event. While we may disagree with him politically, let’s all keep him in our thoughts and prayer and wish for a speedy recovery.

[Drew @drewberrypie]

@WildzGC So, you don't want me to know who all is stalking my Instagram account??

[Brizz-Chan (Mr drive) @billybrizzle420]

Quitting weed is wild did y’all know you’re suppose to have dreams when you’re asleep even when you’re an adult

[Drew @drewberrypie]

Watching every McDonald's menu item going up in price by 10¢ every three months fills me with irrational and unbound rage